Thursday, July 16, 2009

2009 - 2º Semestre

Resultado publicado em 13/07/2009 às 16h
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Sua classificação no Processo Seletivo Mackenzie 2009 - 2º Semestre foi 1 ,
estando, portanto, convocado(a) para matrícula em 1ªlista.
Matrícula: 18 de julho de 2009, das 9h às 14h
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A sua matrícula deverá ser feita no Campus São Paulo,
situado à Rua Itambé 45.


Isso é para meu próprio deleite!!

Monday, April 06, 2009

Top 5 things I've learned (what not to do) from my parents

5. Constantly criticize and if your kids don't support you, say that they are on your spouse's side.
4. Cheat. If you get cheated on, don't leave. Make the other person's life a living hell.
3. Spoil your spouse. Give them everything. When you run out of money don't explain what's happening and instead, be rude, agressive and annoying.
2. Don't care to know what happen in each other's lives. The lack of communication will result in the next item
1. DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT administrate the income together. It sure as hell will provide endless fights.