Top 5 things I've learned (what not to do) from my parents

5. Constantly criticize and if your kids don't support you, say that they are on your spouse's side.
4. Cheat. If you get cheated on, don't leave. Make the other person's life a living hell.
3. Spoil your spouse. Give them everything. When you run out of money don't explain what's happening and instead, be rude, agressive and annoying.
2. Don't care to know what happen in each other's lives. The lack of communication will result in the next item
1. DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT administrate the income together. It sure as hell will provide endless fights.