Okay, today is Monday, but this is how the weekend went...
FRIDAY:
- But why don't you wanna kiss me?
- It's a matter of choice.
I won't take credit for that one. Unfortunatelly.

- How old are you?
- 17
- HHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
17, he's 17, HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
- WHat's the problem? How old are YOU?
- 20, wanna see my id? Look... oh, hell, it's stuck inside my boot, but I don't have to prove you anything, so GO AWAY!

- Can I kiss you?
- No.
- WHy not?
- Today I woke up and I decided I wouldn't kiss...
- Are you dumping me?
- ...

One more, from the same one
- Am I annoying you?
- Don't worry, if you were, I would tell you my name is Ronaldo....
- By the way, what's your name?
- RONALDO!

- Hi, I thought you weren't going to say hi to me
- Well, I didn't recognize you... you look different
... (a pause to reflect on how stupid he sounded...)
- Say, are you going to stay around?
- Yeah, well then, I'll come back to talk to ya
- Okay
Later on...
- Look Bia, isn't that gay dude you kissed with that fat blond chick?
- Yeah, hey, people called me fat today, but that ain't funny!!! I KNOW I'm better than her!
And then I scream..
- I might me a little chubby right now, but hey, I've got more curves than her... I AM hotter!!!!
Unfortunatelly, he's gay, and doesn't know the difference...