Reasons why I should hate you

1. You are accomodated: why bother to improve in your job, you're not gonna lose it, right?!!?
2. You are stupid. I mean, really, you don't know the meaning of many words and it's not like I'm a scholar or something like that!
3. Your way of fun is to get drunk and eat barbecue with your friends!!!
4. You had a barbecue party at a friend's house, got drunk and forgot about me, then called me at 4am...
5. You made me spend our first anniversary travelling with your friends... what was I thinking?!!!!?! You might as well have them fuck you in the ass, ANYWAY!!
6. Your idea of a nice birthday present was to give me useful things... yeah, ok, that's helpful, but a girl needs to be spoiled sometimes. What's next, a blender?!?!?!?!
7. You have a horrible taste for music, if I can call it that...
8. Lastly, you're not that good in bed... Actually, I don't think you were good at all... just to lay there is not my type of fun and you could never make me come it if was the last think you had to do on Earth!

* I oughta print this and put it on my bedroom wall...